Some of the greatest bodybuilders are short guys, who look very impressive when they get massive: they have a certain quality of thickness and mass that is truly astonishing as opposed to more elongated and spread-out, slimmer bodies. But there's something to be said for really BIG guys. Like the above Nate Christianson, who is 6'2". Or Steve Reeves, who is 6'1", or Mike O'Hearn, who is 6'3".
Then there's Zeb Atlas, who is one of those guys you admire but can't help but make fun of a little. Depending on where you look he's either 6'3" or 6'4", and when it comes to men, especially those in the entertainment industry, it's good to usually assume the lower estimate is more truthful. On the one hand, he's a hairy chested, virile thick-pec alpha male weighing in at an incredible 250 pounds. His measurements are unreal: 21" biceps, 52" chest.
Look at the stubble in the above pic. Doesn't it look like he just crash landed on that weird island from "Lost" where for some (no doubt supernatural) reason, men are never able to grow full beards, but are never clean-shaven either?
Something stops Zeb Atlas from just being a pure object of desire. Mostly it's the fact he's a gay club go-go dancer (!) and porn star. For men, I think porn star is an occupation temporarily used by bad-boy types like Colin Farrell for bad-boy cred. It's hard to take seriously a guy that does that all the time...even though real porn stars don't have the cheeseball eighties porn 'stache anymore, they have it in spirit...and it's really hard to take them seriously. Especially when they're described as a "club go-go dancer." That's like a code-word for a professional himbo. Still, as far as Man Candy goes he's a big, sensational beast.
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Remeber, EG, that porn stars are heroes in the gay community. For closeted guys such as myself, even gay-for-pay guys like Zeb let us live out our fantasies. Yes, he's a rent boy, but I still love to watch him do what he does.
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