Ladies that love muscle guys

As much as I'd like to take credit for inventing the whole idea, lots of women have historically loved muscle men. The greatest lady muscle-lover of all time was sexpot Mae West, who popularized the support of bodybuilding by surrounding herself with a troupe of bumping-and-grinding musclemen that were part Arnold and part Chippendale's Dancer. Mae West loved to popularize the idea she had sex with all of her harem of muscle guys. You go, girl!

My Grandfather lived in Cuba in the 1950s and 1960s, and he remembers Mae West and her muscle revues as being really big over there. Mae West's popularity in decadent, Pre-Communist Cuba is not hard to understand: she was meaty looking and kind of a whore.

Then you've got Maria Shriver, wife of the governator, who used to thrill when she rode his motorcycle and got to clutch Ahhnold's huge granite-hard sleeve-busting arms. She loved him for his body, which is the only thing I can think of that could make ME ever marry a Republican. :D

Incidentally, one of the above photos is of Maria Shriver, and the other is of cartoon supervillain Skeletor. I honestly can't tell the difference, so maybe you can. Both Skeletor and Maria Shriver can be banished with the Power of Grayskull.

And finally, we have the Incredible Hulk's girlfriend, Betty Ross, played by the daughter of that flyweight geriatric ghoul, Steven Tyler.

I wonder if she ever asked David Banner to turn into the Incredible Hulk for the muscle sex. On the bright side, every kind of sex with the Hulk would be make-up sex, wouldn't it?

I love the Incredible Hulk. He's got that "angry at the world" attitude you'd expect from a James Dean. He's a sexy monster, sort of like the Gargoyles or that hard-abbed demon Chernobog from Disney's FANTASIA.