If you're mesomorphic, above 6', and an easygainer, consider sperm donation, as according to the Daily Show, there's currently something of a crisis of sperm donors. Be sure to mention your height and muscular development and athletic ability. In fact, if you're under 5'10", most sperm banks won't even accept your sperm.
C'mon, guys, nature needs a little push here. Don't you WANT a sexier, brawnier human race?
There's currently at least 14 kids that all came from the same German bodybuilder/track star/violinist.
I've often wondered if there are any celebrity sperm donors somewhere. If Steve Reeves or Denzel's should come on the market, sign me up!
1 comment:
hi, thanks for your comment.
you are always funny and smart.
by the way, "if you're under 5'10", most sperm banks won't even accept your sperm."
Is this true?? Yes, We all WANT a sexier, brawnier human race. I can't agree more. Still, such a superior selectionism little worries me. Hopefully, it will stay within our personal preference and Hollywood illusion.
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